Tibe tibe terpikir

I want my child to be gracious

I want my child to hate smoking

I want my child to dislike inappropriate partying

I want my child to dress decently

I want my child to know when and how to thank people

I want my child to know when and how to apologise

I want my child to appreciate art, music and history

I want my child to be healthy and fit

I want my child to be beautiful, inside and out

I want my child to love animals

I want my child to be always sincere

I want my child to be positively ambitious

I want my child to pray 5 times a day

I want my child to recite the alquran on a regular basis

I want my child to be environmentally friendly

I want my child to study abroad

I want my child to have a big heart

HAHAHA. The end.

Pervs unite.

I found this website, www.omegle.com. It's a site where they'll pick a random stranger and let us have a one-on-one conversation. See how I cleverly copied the sentence from the website there. At first, I thought it was harmless. You know, having a normal conversation would have normal questions like these:

This is a normal conversation. At least sampai situ still normal. So I got bored with this one and I disconnected and started a new conversation. I was gila curious if the people using this site are actually real, you know, alive and breathing. OK, so here's the next conversation. And no, it was not normal. It was sick.

This is downright disgusting and this is the most disgusting online conversation I've ever faced in my entire 21 years of life >:(

I don't know where that 22 f boston came from. Obviously I wasn't dumb enough to tell the truth. So I made myself a little bit older and Boston?!?! It sounded cool to come from there so I just tulis jelah. This conversation made me go all chilly inside. EUWHH!

So I searched for Omegle in YouTube and surprise surprise, Omegle is a home to thousands of pervert. Come to think of it, this Omegle thingy reminded me very much of MySpace. Home of rempits and Malay pervert. Sorry for the harsh judgment on MySpace. I talk based on my experience as a former user. :D

Stay away from this website!

Ayah dah tekan dah kee?!?!

Need. Motivation.

Fastpasstv.com

ch131.com

Facebook.com

icanhazcheeseburger.com

ebay.co.uk

5 is the number of websites that brings all sorts of distractions to me daily.

5 je. Tapi boleh buat jadi 1 hari tak belajar. Especially the first two websites.

I literally can sit around and think of what series/movies that I should watch.

Currently, I'm stuck with Glee, America's Next Top Model, Dancing With The Stars (because Nicole is in it. Yeay! Go Nicole!), and American Idol.

I just can't stop masok these two sites and check out if there are any updates on the episodes.

Gaaaahhhh! HELP!

Website #5 brings out the competitor in me. Bid & win! LOL.

Website #3 brings out the inner stalker.

Website #4 provides links to other websites yang boleh buat buang mase.

PFFTTT.

Here's what I think I will do:

I will not open up www.fastpasstv.com and www.ch131.com until I finish my exams, which is on May 13th. I will continue to study daily. And on May 13th, I can catch up with all those series sampai lebam. I can imagine the heaven-ness of watching those series non-stop, without actually having to wait for any updates. And after I finish 1 show, I can continue with another. Aaand, I can start watching any new shows/movies. OMG HEAVEN GILE. How's that for motivation?

OK, you've written in it your blog, you've told people about it, so now you've got to do it. Otherwise you'll become NATO (No Action Talk Only). Hahah Umar ajar this acronym. The only NATO I know is Net Assets Taken Over. HIHI PANDAI KAN SAYA?? lempang pls.

Mad Hater

Hate on me hater

Now or later

Cause I'm gonna do me

You'll be mad baby

(Go head and hate)

Go head and hate on me hater

I'm not afraid of

What I got I paid for

You can hate on me

Ajim

OK besar shit. I still haven't figured out how to edit the HTML whatchamacallit like Dira taught me. Nevermind then, at least we all can see clearly now.

Hazim's activities on Facebook have always got me laughing by myself. Cute gilaaaa la adikku sorang nih. This mat salleh friend, Cory, of his is also a friend and was a college mate of my cousin, who studied in Minnesota, US. Hazim and Cory knew each other when Cory came to Tok Mek's house for Kak Long's wedding. Ha macam la korang kenal kan aku tulis Tok Mek la Kak Long la. Takpe biar.

Tengokla tiba-tiba a 10 year old comment kat your status. Dahlah dengan huruf besar ape sume. Mane blaja ni Hazim. You're adorable :))

I have a habit of stalking what my brothers are doing on Facebook. I went to their profile and see what they have been doing, which page have they become fans of, whose photos have they comment on. Does that mean I'm a caring sister? Or a nosy one? Or perhaps overly concern?

Can't always get what you want.

Tak payah lah nak marah if you don't get what you want.

Life is like that.

You can't and won't always get what you want.

If you're mad, get mad. And be done with it.

Get mad and get over it. Get it?

Dream

If you dream of something frequent enough, is it possible that it's gonna come true? Even though it's the most dreaded thing ever?

Mr Panas

I present to you Mr Amaury Vassili.

The official video is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than this but it's not available on YouTube, so here's the next best thing.

I think he's a vampire material. Muke sangat classic. Suare sedap. Polite. Pastu cakap French. Adoiyai.

Easter holidays

This is what I hate about blogging using Google Chrome. I couldn't figure out how to adjust the size of the photos that have been uploaded into the post. Sape2 tau?

Boring title, I know.

But definitely wasn't a boring trip to Lancaster! Land of Sheep I should say.

Massive thanks to Nadia Farhan and Yana for making my 2010 Easter break something to be missed.

And also thanks to them for making the trip free from any terjubur incidents, although we have had our 'loser' night, ey guys? Hahah. Lawak gile tak menahan malam loser tu.

Bangun lambat. Sakit tekak. Lepak McD while other people are dancing their asses off in night clubs. Wearing scarves, coats and sneakers while other girls are wearing short dresses and stilettos. Tengok wayang on a Friday night, which is the main reason why we were in Loserville.

Kalau kat Malaysia tak berapa nak loser, tapi sebab kat UK, memang nampak macam loser. Hahaha. Who the heck go to movies on a Friday night? No wonder the taxi driver laughed at us when Nadia said we went for a movie.

But at least we didn't smell like alcohol, and we could walk properly and unassisted, we were still sensible, we didn't talk gibberish, we didn't have a fight in the middle of the night.

Ekekekekek.

Also, I met my new boyfriend at Trafford Centre and his name is Amaury Vassili. Even though he looked kinda constipated there but he's still unbelievably handsome! :p~~~~~~

Also lagi, I learned a new phrase, "What's the hell?" Hahahha sumpah broken.

After visiting Lancaster, I made a few 'hasty generalizations' about people in the Northern part of England.

They're friendlier

They're nicer

They're helpful

They're kinder

So dengan berpegang teguh kepada conclusions di atas, saye telah memutuskan untuk mencari kerja di Northern England.

I have started to have this vision that I'll be working in a medium accounting firm in Manchester, having a cute and homey little house to come back to every evening, cheap groceries that will always amaze me everytime I go shopping haha okay over, and all those clothes that I can buy without looking at the price tags! okay yang tu only applies to certain retailers i.e New Look, Dorothy Perkins, Primark bla bla bla you know, the brands yang celebrities takkan pakai. And oh, I can always crash Yana's place over the weekend. Ceywah. Sangat tak logic that Yana will still be in Pendle College mase tu.

OK berangan gila. Assignment audit pon tak pandang lagi.

I'll get started tomorrow. I have a new set of playlist that I wish to put in my handphone. And FYI to whom it may concern, that playlist does not include Tinie Tempah. Ha, yang ni kalau tak kenal tak payah Google pon xpe. Hahah.