Just a little something something.

Here goes nothing.

Accountants are boring.
People who wear skimpy dresses are attention whores.
Girls who color their nails are indecent.
Guys who keep himself well-groomed are gays.
Having a girlfriend/boyfriend is cool.
Not having a girlfriend/boyfriend means you're a loser.
Using Nokia 3310 means that you can't afford to buy other phones.
People who use iPhones = fun and playful.
People who use BlackBerrys = serious about their works/jobs.
City girls tak makan sambal belacan.
Gadis desa is the most demure girl that you can find.
"Patotlah dia macam tu, tengoklah family dia macam mana"
Sape yang order air kosong kat kedai = diet.
Diet = poyo.





Why get to know people when you can judge them from afar?
Getting to know people takes time and you don't have that kind of time.
Judging is easier.
You don't have to meet the person, you just have to look at their Facebook profile. Their profile picture album is a good place to start your judging session, yeah yeah.



No, I'm not mad. I'm just being sarcastic.
Wanna judge me? You can start here. Here, let me help you get a good start.
Oh, wait.. who am I kidding, I don't have to help you. You've done a pretty good job so far! :D


p/s : I'm sorry to those who find this offensive. I didn't write this to offend anybody...or did I?

Plea

God, please make me less pathetic, more determined, less angry, more patient, less fat, more beautiful inside, more independent, less stupid.

I'll miss you.

Things that I will miss about UK:

1. The weather.

2. The efficiency and punctuality of the public transports.

3. Cheap foods.

4. Fresh fruits and vegetables.

5. The mentality of people here.

6. ASDA

7. "Here's your receipt. Thank you, love."

8. Clean, drinkable tap water.

9. Hyde Park.

10. Can wear anything and not be criticized and judged.

11. Boots and Superdrug.

12. Primark.

13. The internet speed.

14. Cute dogs.

15. Heavy, fat stray cats.

16. Northern folks, because they're nicer.

17. Staring at the sky when the snow's falling.

18. Drivers give priority to pedestrians.

19. Various flavours of fruit juices and energy drinks.

20. Learning Resource Centre.

Things that I won't miss about UK:

1. The weather.

2. Drunkards.

3. Bees and spiders zooming and crawling into my room.

4. Pollen floating around your nose.

5. Snow that has gone rock hard and slippery.

6. My classes.

7. PDA's.

8. The fact that I have to walk everywhere.

9. Random creepy "Asian" man. (And by Asian, I don't mean Chinese)

Eh 9 je..? So, I guess I'll definitely miss this place. :)