Holidays, I'm comin'

Muya's here! :D



Can't wait to go shopping!

Can't wait to meet Yana and ****** date! Haha.

Look what I saw last night, wandering about looking for food.

Houw Yeah

My Hogwarts sweater's here! I've been bragging about it in Facebook, Twitter and now here! Hahaha. It's a little bit small but I like it! :D

No need to show the picture lah kan sebab kat semua tempat pon dah upload.

Anyway,
My free time today had been mostly filled with watching videos of people singing. First I got stuck watching all Leona Lewis's performances on 2006 X Factor. And then, I got hooked with all the karaoke/instrumental versions of my favourite songs (all of them involves high notes and amazingly crazy vocals, which I don't have). And you wouldn't wanna be in the same room as me when I got hooked with karaoke-ing. And then, I watched this amazing Philippino kid Charice Pempengco. Her voice is phenomenal!

And after that I got realistic and sang Ashily - Lucky. I think I did very well cewah. Hahaha. I even thought about recording it and send it to Umar. Hahahahha what a joke. Naseb baek tak buat kalau tak memang kene bahan la.

If I have a voice like Leona or Charice, I wouldn't waste my time studying things that I don't really enjoy learning. But then again, if you have a high level of education, people will respect you more. I'm just sayin'.

If I have been granted 1 wish that allows me to combine features and body parts and personality to form a person (or myself), here are the stuff that I think I will put together :

1. Hair - Nicole Scherzinger
2. Eyes - Angelina Jolie
3. Lips - Avril Lavigne
4. Skin - Son Ye Jin
5. Legs - Beyonce
6. Body - Kim Kardashian. hahahah
7. Voice - speaking voice would be Sophia Bush's. Singing voice would be Leona Lewis's. Asing-asing eh. Haha.
8. Height - Claudia Schiffer
9. Personality - Mama
10. Money - All of the above combined together. Heheh.
11. Accent - Cheryl Cole
12. Style - Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's)

Maybe this combination would produce the ugliest woman on planet Earth, I dunno.

I'm not being ungrateful for who I am, this is what we call berangan. Dulu siap buat list lagi, tapi dah hilang.

Ape ape pon, sweater dah sampai, jeans dah sampai, blouse dah sampai.. skarang tinggal The Lost Symbol - Dan Brown. Hope it'll be here before the Glasgow-Edinburgh trip!

Adikku seorang model...

Hahahhahah. Such an adorable creature!!

Model for Ardentedukit product called ardent gooey slime edukit.

Being a science freak that he is, memang masuk la kan dengan modelling ni.

Random lessons for today

Things I've learnt today :

1. People can do extraordinarily ridiculous things when they're feeling insecure/threatened/or so they thought. Haha.
2. Boys can be quite slow sometimes.
3. Girls are complicated, thus #2.
4. Snow = slippery. Not good for the uncoordinated. *wink wink* Hahaa
5. Air mata senjata perempuan. And some people use it everytime.
6. Kinder Bueno white = FTW!
7. Hating and scheming people won't get you anywhere.

<3

Snow!

:D

Recipe

To make Hannah, you'll need all these main ingredients first. You can add whatever you like afterwards, if you please.

awful.stubborn.disobedient.rebellious.sleepyhead.lazybum.chickenshit.hothead.fugly.inconsiderate. crybaby.ungrateful.horrible.

So,take these ingredients and just throw it in boiling water and stir until all those blend together to form a greenish ogre-ish liquid. Then, pour into a bowl, or basin, or whatever and shove it in the oven, preheat at 200 degrees prior to that. Wait for a good 30 minutes and voila! Decorate with As-syaitaniah if desired. You'll get something like this :))


If you don't like how it tastes, just throw it away in your largest and stinkiest bin in the house :D

Hahahhaha. I was in a state of fury when I was beginning to write this but now that the post is complete it's become kinda funny. This is nothing serious. I'm just angry at the moment and I don't have a good reason to be angry, I should say. It's just me being awful and rebellious and no, it's not that time of the month.

Muktamad

Here Kitty Kitty.

Final.

100% sure.

Bye.

$$$

In Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe) said something like, macam, if you get married to a poor man, then you'd have no time to be happy because all you do is worry about running out of money.

She's got her point, hasn't she?

People say money can't buy happiness, but it sure does settle everything. Pays your rent, gets you food, gets you electricity and water, gets you the clothes you want, bayar saman, bayar parking, beli kereta, isi minyak etc.
Cintaku bukan kerana harta : kalau laki tu dah memang kaya bapaaak boleh la nak cakap kat dia macam tu. Hahahha

Another smart quote from Lorelei Lee

"Don't you know that a man being rich is like a girl being pretty? You wouldn't marry a girl just because she's pretty, but my goodness, doesn't it help?"

Same la macam "you wouldn't marry a guy just because he's got money, but my goodness, doesn't it help?" Kan?

I'm not being materialistic here chopp.. Just sharing because I find what she said is intriguing.

Layout dilemma

Banyak kali tukar layout dah
Sekali last-last gune yang ni jugak.

That happens in life kan?
No matter how far you've searched for the right thing
Eventually you'll realize that that thing you're searching for has been there with you all along

Hahaha. Get what I mean? No? Me too.

My piece of junk <3

Tibe2 terpikir...

When I come home, will I still be able to...

1. Parking bontot superbly just like I always did before?
2. Drive macam biasa and bukan macam baru dapat lesen?
3. Buat pusingan 3 penjuru atau 3 point turn?
4. Drive while eating, texting, chatting, drinking.. or will I be more conscious or kekok kee..?
5. Remember all the jalan to Sunway sayang, Bukit Raja, Bukit Tinggi (oh ni mesti kene ingat!), Midvalley, KLCC and Pakli?

I just miss driving. That's all.

Bakti WKG8015

Tempat makan breakfast mase bulan puase



Pembawak budak-budak ini.


Penghabis duet buat bayar saman & tukang tambah kerja pak guard kat parking DSB & tukang buat Dekan Perakaunan jadi bengang. Hahahaha

You're a piece of junk WKG8015
The window on the driver's side can't be open
Because of that, I have to endure embarrassment kalau terberhenti jauh sangat and I actually have to step out of the car to get the parking ticket *^$@#
Because of that, I always panicked when it's my turn to pay the toll fees
Because of that, akak drive-thru McD kene pass makanan & amek bayaran kat tingkap belakang

Pintu belakang kanan has lost its functionality
My friends have to go all the way across to the other side to get out of the car
Or I have to open the door for them, which they really like. Kan korang kan?! Hahah

Ape ape pon
I miss you, wukong!


hahahah bodo gile post ni

Slapdash

Alamak besanye gambar, sorry Umar. Haha.

Safe journey
Have lotsa fun!
Be safe, be well
Take care
Gonna miss you!

In other news,

Hazim's keeping a new pet now and it's a lizard. It's pretty much the same size as the common lizards but it's got webbed feet. How disgusting is that? And it feeds on crickets. And the crickets need to be fed as well, ia makan dedak ayam. Lengkap food chain. -_-"

Videocalled Dad and still-sleepy-faced Mom just now and they suggested for me to start looking for a job now. Even the thought of it was quite frightening. Cakap English pon past tense present tense bertabur. I wonder if it's easy to hunt for a job here in England.

In need of a facial treatment and a proper haircut. Pronto!

Ayah got tongue-tied : rebung jadi jerung. Macam mane bleh tersasul macam ni. Jerung masak lemak mmmmm~

I miss home. OK, I'll stop saying that now cuz who doesn't miss home?

Wished that I was a better sister to Ajim before I flew to UK.

I'm a professional procrastinator.

Super Adorable :3

This is so adorable!!!
Saje-saje browse profile Ajim, and I never knew that he'd edited all his information by himself!
Personal favourite : Pirates of the carebeans. Awwwwww.
The 'About Me' got me LOL.



Keep moving forward - Lewis (Meet the Robinsons)

Nice quote, Ajim :))

Ffffffff

I'm having dinner at 2.18 in the morning sambil tengok anime yang sangat kelakar rase macam nak terkeluar noodles dari hidong. Yes, I'm eating instant noodles, 2 packets of them and using a small teaspoon because I'm waaaay too lazy to go downstairs to the kitchen to get a proper fork and spoon. Imagine how long it'll take me to finish eating up all the noodles + the soup.

Sad news!

The letter 'F' dah tercabot. So now you how hard it is for me to write the post title and also my name and oh, it is hard jugak nak type assignments haha. If the F tak tercabot, my Twitter name would've been farahhannahnoormohd. That would piss my friends off. Hahah. Not only that, my PC's full of viruses and as a result, it is super lembab, always not responding, bile shutdown die switch on sendiri balek because the Windows Vista dah corrupted(the first this happened I got VERY freaked out and I was like, "eh,aku rase aku tekan shutdown,bukannye restart" *bulu roma meremang*) hahahah. I would get it reformatted but since a few minutes without a computer drives me crazy, so I decided to just let it be. Haha. Haih, I think I need a new laptop but it's not that critical pon. Haritu I tried hinting to my mom through Andi, then Mama asked me, "Akak nak laptop baru?" and I went, "ehh tadekla, akak maen2 je. Andi la ni bagitau..hishh." and then she replied "fuhh, lega"

T_T