Just a little something something.

Here goes nothing.

Accountants are boring.
People who wear skimpy dresses are attention whores.
Girls who color their nails are indecent.
Guys who keep himself well-groomed are gays.
Having a girlfriend/boyfriend is cool.
Not having a girlfriend/boyfriend means you're a loser.
Using Nokia 3310 means that you can't afford to buy other phones.
People who use iPhones = fun and playful.
People who use BlackBerrys = serious about their works/jobs.
City girls tak makan sambal belacan.
Gadis desa is the most demure girl that you can find.
"Patotlah dia macam tu, tengoklah family dia macam mana"
Sape yang order air kosong kat kedai = diet.
Diet = poyo.





Why get to know people when you can judge them from afar?
Getting to know people takes time and you don't have that kind of time.
Judging is easier.
You don't have to meet the person, you just have to look at their Facebook profile. Their profile picture album is a good place to start your judging session, yeah yeah.



No, I'm not mad. I'm just being sarcastic.
Wanna judge me? You can start here. Here, let me help you get a good start.
Oh, wait.. who am I kidding, I don't have to help you. You've done a pretty good job so far! :D


p/s : I'm sorry to those who find this offensive. I didn't write this to offend anybody...or did I?