Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Disgustingly uninteresting updates.

Hello. These are the things that I found out last couple of weeks:

1. OK yang ni paling excited nak tulis. This is a good news to any couple who can't wait to get married without the consent of their parents/wife/wives. Apparently there's a new 'place' for them to get hitched in Kelantan, I don't know specifically where but hey guess what, you don't have to go to Thailand anymore. Such good news, eh! So now, if your husband/boyfriend/girlfriend/dad/grandfather/brother/sister selalu outstation/emergency breakdown/emergency on-call/whatever at Kelantan, you know what to do. Haha. I was told that it was done because they want to encourage people to get married. I suppose it's to avoid all those unnecessary things la kot. The best thing is, that organisation or whatever will provide you with a wali if you don't have one. And it is legal. Where did I get all this info? The Medical Director told me and he's Indian. And he knows what a wali is! I don't know why that amazes me so much.

2. I now know that Indians and Chinese also speak broken English, not all but some. I don't know why I have this idea in my head that they can speak better English than Malays. Turns out to be the same. 1 Malaysia!

3. An Excel file can actually be linked to a Word file. Wow.

4. The top 10 universities in the world are in the US. I thought Oxford was the first or at least in the top 10. Or maybe the guy who made the list is from the US I dunno..

5. The fact that the Managing Director is a tight arse : proven. The more money you have, the more of a tight arse you become.

6. Kedai nasi padang kat sebelah Ayam Penyet AP Sunway sedap jugak. And cheaper than that restaurant at Subang Parade (obviously).

7. I'm allergic to racism and politics. Not that I always was OK with it anyway.

8. I hate kids aged between 5-12.

9. I've grown closer to my baby brother and I miss him when I'm at work. I occasionally smile to myself whenever I accidentally recall his stupid facial expressions.

10. 26 March 8.30 p.m. = Earff hour (according to Hazim)

11. I LOVE THE SHREDDING MACHINE!

12. My weight has been the same.

13. Tukdin (a Malaysian restaurant in Paddington) serves sambal belacan. Who the hell's gonna eat that?! Apart from Malaysians lah. I wonder how much it costs over there.

14. Gaji dah masuk. Vincci banyak kasut baru.

15. If you take a warm shower right after you applied nail colors, the paint will go straight off! What a waste of energy and focusnessness and left hand awkwardness.

16. My swivel chair is being such an ass lately. I don't know what's wrong with the lever, but satu hari tu tak sah kalau tak buat aku rasa macam turun elevator tiba-tiba kat depan computer tu. One minute my face is the same level as the computer monitor, the next thing I know I'm inhaling the dust in between the keyboard and my arms are fully terkangkang. Not that dramatic la kan, saje je. Hahah. Inilah hukuman suka main turun-turun kerusi masa dekat lab computer tingkat 9.

17. Quinn's beginning to irritate me more and more.

18. I'm gonna be late and Dad's gonna kill me. Bye!
I hope I have more interesting things to write in the future. I bore myself to death.
 

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