There I was, descending from the elevator to Platform 5 Pelabuhan Klang. I glanced at the digital clock that showed the train's time of arrival. Darn it, I thought to myself, setengah jam lagi! So I thought I'd might as well fill in the time with reading ceywah..sebab nak dengar lagu battery low kan. I found myself an empty seat in between two guys and took out my copy of Deception Point. I started to read, quite happily I daresay.
Then, the guy in my left started to talk softly, and he looked kinda restless. And by restless I mean tak dudok diam, terkinja-kinja. I'm a person who prefers to mind her own business, so I didn't look away from my book. He was saying things like :
"Izinkan saye nak berkenalan dengan awak."
"Uish.. untungnya kalau dapat berkawan dengan awak, dah lah cantek, sopan pulak tu."
"Nanti dalam train nak dudok sebelah awak lah."
In my mind I was like, euw..nak cakap dengan awek pon tak payah lah sampai orang laen dengar. What irritated me was that he kept on dropping his KTM ticket on ground. Come on la dude, are your fingerprints so f*cked up that your ticket asyik nak jatuh je? I got a little bit distracted, but I kept on reading anyway. But then he started to say things that were really creepy.
"Ooo.. suka baca buku..."
"Eh, asyik maen handbag je."
Is this guy monologuing about me? Or am I that perasan? So I continued to ignore him. Sekali tu die cakap..
"Deception Point."
Hm. Memang terbaek la kan. I was travelling alone and this creepy guy thinks it's funny to 'get to know me' and attract my attention by monologuing about me and what I was doing. That's effing creepy la and if you think you're going to get a girl by doing those shits, you're very wrong. I don't know lah if there's any girl that would fall for that.
I got up and waited in line to get on board the train. Luckily no creepy human being followed me.
I've been thinking about how I would respond if he did go overboard with his creepiness and I could only think of one solution. And that is, I would start to speak to him sternly, but not in Malay, but in English. I think that will show him that I'm not of his kind, I'm an educated girl (because all educated people speak English. Pffftt) with a purpose in life, and I don't do crazy batshit stuff.
Would that be mean or kinda snobby? Hahaa. Macam la aku ni bagus sangat kan nak cakap kat orang laen macam tu. But he should know better. F***ing creep.
4 yakkety-yaks:
(because all educated people speak English. Pffftt)
haaa...part ni ak xbape nk stuju...ak cakap arab!
that's why i put pffft there to show that im somehow being sarcastic. ppppffffffffttttttt. hahah. aku dapat E kot arab, yang aku tau is ahlan wasahlan, which i think is not a good word to be saying to creeps.
and why do you reply your comment to me in english again???
is that a sarcastic something?
because i dont know arabic. hahaha
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